safety pin

52 uses of Safety Pins

• 1) use as a replacment earing/body jewelry
• 2) take out splinters, ouch i hate doing that!
• 3) keep your ripped sweatshirt together (hey, it werks really good, and i look fashionable too)
• 4) necklace/braclet (be like me)
• 5) make a strand of ten, you got yerself a spiffy bookmark
• 6) make a strand of 20, a rad ruler
• 7) wallet chain
• 8) a saftey pin is a good lock pick
• 9) replacment for a toothpick (be careful, it can hurt)
• 10) a pile of saftey pins can be used as a nice shiny paper weight
• 11) use in place of a missing button on pants/shorts
• 12) paper hole puncher (really small holes)
• 13) decorate shoes
• 14) use a safety pin to scrape of old nail polish off fingers
• 15) replacement for a push-pin
• 16) super tiny mirror
• 17) quick and easy guitar pick
• 18) stick worm on saftey pin when fishing and viola, you have a nice afordable fishin' hook
• 19) keep lose buttons together
• 20) safety pins are fun to paint
• 21) safety pins are great zipper pullers and decorations
• 22) stick some in your enemies tire
• 23) use instead of staple
• 24) use instead of paper clip
• 25) great fer picking lose change out of vending machines
• 26) great cleaner for underneath finger nails
• 27) easy to conceal weapan...heh heh.....
• 28) hook 100 safety pins together - great dog leash
• 29) hook about 25 together - great dog collar
• 30) nice tool to use when proding and electrical outlet
• 31) good paper cutter
• 32) use safety pins to keep muffler together
• 33) you can create a strong magnetic charge around the safety pin...and attach the safety pin to the car...and then touch the muffler to the safety pin and voila!!!
• 34) use to pick nose.. Be very careful!!
• 35) great to sharp object to poke voodoo doll (note from webmasteri do not advocate this in any way)
• 36) get rid of nasty earwax build up
• 37) use to hang clothes on laundry line, when a clothes pin is broken
• 38) place on chair of ex b/f, g/f, or friend
• 39) do your sofa's have arm chair covers? are they always falling off? well, use the great safety pin to keep them on!
• 40) Hook a whole lot (maybe about 200) together to make some christmas tree streemers.
• 41) You can use them to put patches on your clothes. Dude, OF COURSE!
• 42) You can connect about 1000 together and make chain mail suits
• 43) they can be used as a neck tye.
• 44) Put cheese and sausage on them and they can be party favors or whatever.
• 45) save money on costly hospital stitches and use some safety pins instead.
• 46) sell the patent to someone else for a quick buck, then watch in terror as they become a millionaire..
• 47) a chick at my school sewed a lot of safety pins together with wire and made it into a dress that she wore to prom... true story, too
• 48) use safety pins to keep the strap from falling off your bass/guitar when playing
• 49) really desperate for some piercings?
• 50) write notes to yourself when you dont have paper &/or pen
• 51) helps keep the fly on board shorts closed
• 52) scratch up your enemy's car when you dont have any keys on hand
• 53) wonderful cat toy